Cleveland Steamer

Meaning

What does Cleveland Steamer mean?

Every person will tell you a different meaning to the Cleveland Steamer. Some say it is a vengeful act of crapping on your soon-to-be ex and covering her with several layers of blankets, then “steaming up the room”, or turning up the heat.

Another description of the act starts the same; taking a shit on our partner. This method continues with us sitting down on our own excrement and rocking back and forth on it like a steamroller.

It is absolutely necessary to make a realistic imitation of a steam whistle blowing. Only after that, is the Cleveland Steamer complete.

The most plausible explanation for the Cleveland part of the name is the brown line left on our “victim”, which resembles the brown line on the helmets of the Cleveland Browns football team.

Origin

What's the origin of Cleveland Steamer?

It first appeared on the Usenet in 1995 and has taken over the internet, ever since, though the word “steamer” has been used for homosexuals in the 50’s.

Spread & Usage

How did Cleveland Steamer spread?

Ever since its mysterious genesis, the Cleveland Steamer has appeared in AnalKookaburras’ Blue’s Clue parody; “The Search for the Cleveland Steamer” as well as the song “Rock Your Socks” by Tenacious D.

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